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‘Ye These 50 Secessionist United Statez of Amerika!

Created by A.R. on November 15, 2012

What are you doing? Why are you running from our family? Seriously, We Love You. We need to work at our problems like Mr Miyagi from The Karate Kid who said, “Wax on… Wax off. Wax on… Wax off…” Building a Great Country for the next generation isn’t all pool parties and miniature pony rides; it takes blood, sweat, and tears from a bit of us all.
We love our succulent steaks from Texas, our glamorous beaches of So Cal, our rolling hills of Kentucky, our bay of Boston, and everything else in between. We support one another, for better, or for worse, like a crazy uncle we all know. Dem’s, Indy’s, Lib’s, Repub’s, or any of the other 50 Shades of political Grey.
I petition President Obama to deny these petitions of secession because… well… I kind of like ‘em. All 50 of our red, white, and blue.

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