呼吁米国政府归还向兔子借的贷款——We request the U.S. government to pay back loans borrowed from China

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自古以来，欠债还钱，天经地义。可是山姆大叔为什么向兔子借钱却不还呢？有两种可能
其一，乃们很穷，人民都揭不开锅了，那么，我们会像援助非洲兄弟一样援助乃们，那一百万亿算我们做慈善了。但是，这不科学啊！乃们的舔菊党不是吹嘘山姆大叔很有钱吗？看来山姆大叔很猥琐啊
其二，乃们就跟乃们眼里的朝鲜一样，是流氓国家，乃们是成心赖账。只要乃们向世界承认这一点，我们就当我们的政府瞎了眼
乃们实在没钱的话，我倒是有一个主意，就是馊了点：乃们不是阴盛阳衰吗，嫁一些姑凉过来，那贷款就当彩礼了，或者我们入赘一帮屌丝过去也行
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Since God created the world,it's well-derserved that debts should be repaid,but how could Uncle Sam be an exception?Maybe there are 2 reasons.
1.The US is excessively poor and people there are suffering from starvation.Then we could help you like we helped the bro Africa.But your ass-kissers said that the US seems to be very rich,how could that happen?
2.The US is a rogue state as North Korea.If you announce to the world that the US is an asshole and we'll forget it.