强烈要求取消中国高校理工科微积分和线性代数考试！ Strongly urge the abolition of Chinese science and Engineering University Calculus and linear！！

广大世界大学生，尤其理工科，深受微积分及线性代数的摧残，每年微积分和线性代数挂科的人加起来能绕地球三圈。呜呼哀哉！悲耶，痛耶，不堪忍受耶？最好取消数学这门学科，世间再无数学，换人类一片碧水蓝天，还青年美好前程。（吉林大学新食堂饭真难吃）
The majority of the world university, especially in science and engineering, by the calculus and linear algebra destruction, a year of calculus and linear algebra fail people can add up to three laps around the earth. Alas. Sorrow and pain unbearable, yeah, yeah? Better cancel the discipline of mathematics, the world no mathematics, for human one piece of clear water and blue sky, also young beautiful future. (the Jilin University canteen yuck)