There is an unfortunate new trend in today's society in which people are without jobs, hope, and cash. The sad truth, that many people often forget, is that 10 years ago we had all of these things. We also had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. So, when they died, The United States of America lost the things that their names mean too. I propose that President Obama bring about a campaign to get new celebrities in the world with the last names of Jobs, Hope, and Cash. If people like Psy Gangnam Style and Justin Bieber can be celebrities, then so can ordinary people with last names that mean cool things. So, Obama, if you really want to bring about change, please consider my petition.
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