It has come to our attention that bagged milk exist. This is an abomination and must be eradicated from existence. It appears that Winston Chan is to blame for this and we ask that the U.S. Government do everything in its' power to prevent bagged milk from spreading across our borders. It is our argument that the United States military should immediately begin precision bombing known milk bagging factories within the borders of the nation to our immediate north and seek out any other known factories throughout the world. We must not rest until carton and jug milk is all that remains!
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