Online homework is the greatest danger to society since the terrible swine flu outbreak of '09. It is a fraud, not all that dissimilar to a Ponzi scheme. Large textbook companies force students to spend like $50 on so called "access codes" which are evil documents cursed by lucifer himself. Once activated by these devil codes, online assignments attack students in multitudes like a pack of orks and drive out their will to succeed. Beaten, bloodied, and battered, the brave university students must press on. Weary young graduates enter the workforce with no hope, as it has been sucked out of them by online dementors. Online homework will eventually fell the great oak that is America. Please Mr. President, save our economy and swiftly abolish online homework, letting freedom ring once again.
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