We petition the Obama Administration to take legal steps that would lead to the abolishment of social media website reddit.com.
Whereas, reddit serves as a hotbed for the distribution child pornography and other obscene materials, allowing a so-called "jailbait" themed subreddit to exist and flourish under administration watch and (tacet) approval.
Whereas, with the shutdown of its largest child pronography distribution network, reddit has become a flourishing marketplace for illegal firearm sales.
Whereas, reddit has undue international reach and influence.
Whereas, the reddit community encourages moral degeneracy.
Therefore be it resolved, the president must destroy the website reddit.com