We the nobility and enlightened commoners of the United States do respectfully implore the Obama administration to suspend Article I, Article II, and Article IV §4 of the United States constitution, and, invoking the Divine Right of Kings, amend any and all necessary constitutional clauses in order to abolish the Republic and establish a monarchial form of government.
The Houses of Congress ought to be reduced to a purely deliberative and consultative privy council composed of the leaders of the fifty Duchies, the Royal Estate of Columbia, and the overseas bailiwicks; with supreme and sovereign executive power reserved to the Crown alone.