Let's be honest. Soccer in the United States has come a long way, but that doesn't mean we're beneath using any tactic possible to convince players to join the US National Team.
With that in mind, it's time to petition Barack Obama and Sunil Gulati to do whatever it takes to get Josh Yaro and Abu Danladi to the US National Team. Does that mean we'll have to fast-track citizenship? So be it. Does that mean we'll have to grease a few palms to get a passport for them? I'm sure we could find a few crooked congressmen. Are they even interested in the US National Team? Maybe?
Let's break every rule and fully embrace as much governmental corruption as it takes to get them on the US National Team. The children are our future.