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Accept the Great Leader, enter personal union with North Korea.

Created by A. . on November 15, 2012

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, or 'North Korea', led by the Great Leader and then the Dear Leader (with the dynasty now carrying over to Kim Jong-Un) is a flourishing and prosperous state with a vision aimed at continuing to strengthen the working class and promoting a society where everyone can live freely and without worry.

Under the teachings of the Great Leader, and the Juche ideology, America would become a more prosperous, flourishing, classless society. In exchange for this goal, I ask that President Obama accept the superiority of the North Korean state and put us on a path for inevitable annexation so that we may begin our subservience towards the great leader and move forward to a better future because it's certainly better than any future presidents will be.

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