"Dear [State requesting secession],
I have received your petition to secede from the United States and have forwarded it to Congress who will act on it with their usual speed.
All military bases in your state will be closed and personnel relocated to bases in the U.S.
All citizens holding US passports are required to surrender them immediately and return to their State.
Funding for infrastructure, education, and medical facilities will cease immediately. Your representatives to the US Congress have been ordered to leave Washington. All licenses to do business have been revoked.
Anyone receiving Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and Disability will have to reapply and Congress will decide how much foreign aid to supply you with.
P.S. Attached is your portion of the national debt."