The well-known online satirical newspaper The Onion recently ran an article in which President Obama holds a press conference just so he can explain how cars are loaded onto commercial car-carrier trucks, with no context or explanation at all as to why that lesson was suddenly deemed worthy of the President's time.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-explains-how-they-get-all-those-c...
The sheer pointlessness of it makes that much more intensely attractive the idea of actually bringing this article to life.
Don't you want to see a video clip on HuffPo, or Drudge or whatever, of the real President Obama really conducting such a press conference?