For too long the People of the United States have been subjected to an inadequate number of available emoji icons for their smart phones. While thousands of emojis exist in the form of additional downloadable content, the incredulous task of searching for and downloading icons is to affront to the rights of all Americans.
The People of the United States hereby petition the White House to increase the number of default emoji icons by 500%. In this increase, both a cheese icon and a middle finger icon must be included. Other icons that are recommended, include: an American flag, a cowboy hat, the Lombardi trophy, a bald eagle, Captain America, Tim Tebow "Tebowing", Nicholas Cage's face, and Abraham Lincoln riding bear while touting an AR-15 rifle and a copy of the Constitution.