Add Manbearpig (porcus ursus-homo) to the endangered species list.

Manbearpig (porcus ursus-homo) is a rare creature that is half man, half bear, and haf pig. It's habitat is constantly under siege from humans and it is constantly hunted due to folk beliefs about its danger to humans. We petition the White House to add Manbearpig to the Federal Endangered Species list in order to protect it for future generations.