Add more states to the union. As many as humanly possible.

With so many states citizens asking to secede we have an obligation to find EVEN MORE states to put INTO our country in order to avoid a country-wide redistribution of flags. It just makes good sense. Perhaps we could ask Canada to have some of the land they're not using. Or maybe Mexico wants in on the action. Alaska isn't even connected to the primary mass of the union so maybe we could go global. Maybe Britain wants to become a state? Maybe Japan? Why stop there? Outer space is a good place to start. We have a rover on the moon now, let it build new territories for us! I want to live on the moon. Is the moon a state? Who owns the moon? We put a flag up there I assume we at least have a crater or two. Why do we need Texas when we could ask Mongolia to join? Mongolians are pretty sweet.