Add a new official salutation of "Deplorable" before a person's name like Mr, Ms, Mrs.

I would like a new official salutation to be added for use in an official capacity for signing documents, applications, contracts, etc to be as follows, Like Mr John Smith or Ms Jane Smith I propose we use "Deplorable John Smith" or "Deplorable Jane Smith" as part of our name because we are a distinct group of people and need special treatment and protections under the Constitution of the United States of America. Thank your for this consideration.