The workers of the United States need a three day weekend, every weekend. Given that American corporations will continue to demand a five day work-week, we, the undersigned, demand that one day be added to the week, making the week eight days long, five for work and three for rest. This new weekend day should be inserted between Saturday and Sunday. Since Saturday is named after Saturn, a planet, we demand that the new day be named after the next planet out from Saturn, specifically Uranus. American workers will surely celebrate the addition of Uranusday to the week.
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