Add Paul Konerko to Mount Rushmore and make his birthday a federal holiday.

WHEREAS, Paul Konerko, captain of the Chicago White Sox is retiring; and

WHEREAS, he has been a leader in the clubhouse and beyond; and

WHEREAS, seriously, the grand slam in game 2;

NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that the federal government adds Konerko's face one to
Mount Rushmore and declares March 5 to be a federal holiday.