This petition is pretty straightforward. Basically, we want tiny bodies connected to the gigantic heads on Mount Rushmore. Perhaps 1/5 scale. We believe this would make people take the monument more seriously.
Just the heads is kind of weird. I took my daughter there once, and she cried. "Where are their tiny, adorably undersized bodies, daddy?" she asked. "I don't know, and I don't care, honey." I replied.
Also Lincoln should be giving a "thumbs up" and Washington should be doing a split jump.