The resident of the North Pole, has seasonally entered the United States every year since the early 20th century. Previous administrations have failed to address his illegal entry. He is a threat to our nation as he spreads marxist ideologies by giving out free "presents" in an effort to promote a redistribution of wealth. The Air Force must take a greater role in defending our skies, as his reindeer contain dangerous horns that could endanger the lives of any American that get in his way. We need change... and it must come this Christmas!



