We request the United States government to admit the legitimacy of sour and hot taste of tofu curd, saving the Sour-hot Party from being oppressed by the Salty Party and Sweet Party. For the sake of world peace！
我们请求美国政府承认酸辣口味豆腐脑的合法地位，将酸辣党从甜党和咸党的压迫下拯救出来，维护世界的和平！