You don't have to be a wizard to know America is down in the dumps right now, however, there is hope on the horizon. Just as the proud Philly Phanatic encourages some people to hit baseballs better than other people who hit baseballs, a national reptile can cheer America into a new era of untold economic prosperity.
The noble Tyrannosaurus-Rex (Latin for King of Lizards) is a universal symbol for power, love, and freedom; while the band Lynyrd Skynrd is a national treasure and an unmatched artistic icon. When these two powers combine, it will create a symbol that strikes fear into our enemies and hope into our hearts. Americans can stand behind this magnificent reptile to create the country that our founding fathers always imagined. We have no choice but to take this bold step!