Whereas, the Cowboys have scored 1 TD in 6 of their last 9 games. Word.
Whereas, the Cowboys converted 1 of 11 on 3rd down against the Packers. You did not read that wrong.
Whereas, Kellen Moore had a collegiate record of 50-3 and is one of the most promising new talents in football. Obviously.
On behalf of this great country, we (armchair QBs all) with great deference (for now) call on you, Mr President, to contact Jerry Jones and request Kellen Moore be named starting QB. Needless to say, the image of America’s Team struggling like a pathetic pimpled faced Pop Warner kids team is not lost on our enemies both foreign (who think soccer is football) and domestic (like Packer fans). So, Mr President, let’s show our nation and the world that the Cowboys are still Our team. Kellen for QB!