We ask the Obama administration to use its influence with the 19 American Cardinals to advocate for Kim Kardashian as the next Pope.
With the resignation of His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI, the Catholic Church is in crisis. Plagued by a global child sex-abuse scandal, money laundering, corruption, "VatiLeaks," and a declining flock of faithful, the Holy Church needs a Pope who can bring it into the 21st century, overhauling its image and practices.
A Catholic and successful entrepreneur, Ms. Kardashian would bring social media savvy, management skills and a bold fashion sense to the Papacy, spreading the church's appeal to a new generation. By selecting a woman the church would show that all the faithful are equal in the eyes of God. The time is now for Pope Kimberly Noel the first.