While we acknowledge and support freedom fighters in places like Egypt, Syria, and the recently liberated Libya, we continue to ignore the merciless bloodshed in Equestria. Inspired by other members of the Arab Spring, Equestrians, have began rioting on Canterlot square. Princess Celestia -- who has had a long and wearied history of impounding and silencing those who have spoken out against her -- has responded by firing on her own citizens, using chemical, biological, and magical weapons -- all of which have been banned by the Geneva Convention. We demand that the Obama administration take action on these human rights violations, and send the Marines to aid in these poor Equestrians fighting for freedom.



