It has been determined by a panel of experts that there are two things people around the world people can simply not resist: Buffalo Chicken WIngs and Video Games. This is why we should air drop billions of Buffalo Wild Wings brand buffalo wings and 1.5 million copies of Grand Turismo 3 (and a couple billion Xbox 360 consoles) into Syria. With ISIS distracted by some of life's greatest luxuries, it gives anti-ISIS coalitions around the world weeks to think of an attack plan. Need to extend that time? Just drop some Totino's pizza pockets and copies of Halo 4 into the mix.
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