The U.S Government will demand the BBC makes Danny DeVito the next Doctor on Doctor Who. His character shall be identical to Frank on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The BBC will contact a school teacher named "Stephen Wolfson" and he shall be his companion.
If the BBC refuse. The United States should invade Great Britain and all her common wealths that refuse unwavering obedience to the United States.
Upon completion of the shock and awe campaign. We will round up the creators of Doctor Who and force them to make the show. If they still refuse, they will be sent to the newly created "Reeducation camps" near the coal mines in Britain.