We the people of the United States Of America in order to form a more hilarious Union wish to petition for a "National Wresting Match," between America's two top conspiracy theorist Alex Jones (He wishes to secede Texas from the evil United States he says is governed by the Illuminati) & Glen Beck (He thinks affordable healthcare is "Agenda 21" death panels designed to kill the elderly and poor). We have been tormented on YouTube for years with these two "Drama Queens," smack downs on each other. You could have the possible future presidential canidate Jesse Ventura the "Truth Seeker," referee it, and the TSA do security for it as Jones and Beck are both HUGE TSA fans. GO TSA!



