All Food at Michelle Obama's Political Events To Be Prepared and Served by a Random U.S. Middle-School Cafeteria.

We, The People - In order to ensure our unelected policymakers set a proper example, demand that any and all press conferences, speeches, fundraisers, junkets, and other events of a political nature, in support of a candidate, issue, cause, party, or committee, when Michelle Obama is in attendance and food, snacks, or any edibles/beverages are served, shall be held in the cafeteria of a randomly selected middle school that is subject to the "Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act" which she sponsored. All food/beverages made available at these events shall be prepared, cooked, served, and otherwise handled in the same manner and by the same staff as is typical for cafeteria meals served to students at that school, using the same foodstuffs and ingredients typically stocked by that school.