All signers of the various states’ petitions for secession are deemed guilty of High Treason against the United States

All signers of the petitions for secession are deemed guilty of High Treason against the United States of America. They are to be designated as Crybaby Unamerican Nutjob Traitors and punished as follows:
1) Any and all assets to be seized and liquidated, proceeds to be applied to the national debt. One (1) orange jumpsuit will be provided to each criminal for the sake of modesty.
2) American Citizenship immediately revoked.
3) All CUNTs are to be surgically sterilized.
4) Large scarlet letters C, U, N, and T are to be tattooed across the faces of each CUNT.
5) All CUNTs to be forcibly deported to Somalia.
6) Their names to be added to terrorist watch lists. If any CUNT attempts to set foot on American soil here or abroad, they are to be shot on sight.