Adoptees are the only people in this country banned from obtaining our Original Birth Certificates.
This discrimination is intolerable. We should be able to smoke marijuana to compensate and numb us from the immoral laws that forbid honest, hard-working Americans the fundamental right to their view and possess their own birth certificates.
Adoptees are forced to carry around falsified birth certificates known as "Amended Birth Certificates". These "legal" documents are issued by the States. The Federal Government considers them fake and many of us can't get passports, driver's licenses, government jobs because of them.
So, until the Federal Government stops Sealed/Amended Birth Certificates of adoptees, we should be able to smoke doobies because discrimination is so not cool man.