We the people, petition the United States to allow Alaska to secede and create their own government. Furthermore, we wish to allow all the far-right Republicans to give up their U.S citizenship and be sent to Alaska.
Alaska can then ban the silly things such as the teaching of evolution and global warming.
All religions will be tolerated so long as that religion is Christianity. Also, no gays allowed.
Every television set in the state will play only Fox news and they will print their own currency with the faces of Glenn Beck and Bill O'reilly. Sarah Palin will become president and there will be a Papa John's and Chick-fil-a on every corner.
This would be a Republican utopia and for the best of all.
We will even help you pack!