NBA fans on the East Coast are faced with the same dilemma every spring -- they can either get adequate sleep and miss incredible playoff basketball OR stay up late to watch the games and be worthless at work the next day.
Barack, I have a workaround:
Let everyone be 2 hours late to work Mon-Fri during NBA Playoffs. It's the humane thing to do.
Do you think employers want a bunch of low-lidded zombies in your office every morning? No. But you shouldn't have to sacrifice NBA playoffs for sleep, either.
Thank you,
America