We the people of Allen, Texas request a severance from the tyranical rule of America. For too long Allen, has suffered at the hands of federal overreach. We also dissaprove of the State of Texas' secession, and would rather the administration favor city rights over state rights. We are able to request this secession at this time, due to fact that we would be self sufficient. As evidenced by our big ass 60 million dollar high school football stadium, our world class school system, and our over 82,000 residents. We also humbly request that the nation of Allen's new motto shall henceforth be known as "Allen: The nation where there is absolutely nothing to do." Also we name Lucas and Jacob Lostoski supreme rulers of Allen. Our first order would tell the Allen PD to stop busting parties & shit.
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