Since some people are so upset with the outcome of this country's electoral process, a process that millions have given their lives in support of, that they wish to secede from this great nation (essentially, "take their toys and go home"), it is the wish of this petition to allow them to do so. They should be allowed to pack up their junk and find some place that they like better, and that will allow them in. No property, land, or publicly owned items may be transported with them. Just the people themselves and anything they have purchased with their own funds.
I hear Canada is nice. And China has some nice restaurants. Just an idea.