Butt touching should be allowed at ALL public schools and work places, between students and workers. Nothing too inappropriate like long squeezes, and no fondling (that's too far). Perhaps only a quick rub to the rear and continue on with your day? In an experiment we performed just recently, we found that 75% more people performed better at work or school after having a quick butt rub by a fellow co-worker or student.
Acceptable butt touching methods:
1. A quick, soft slap
2. A gentle rub to ONLY the rear
3. A quick and gentle poke with your index finger
Anything that is not considered one of these three methods will be considered legitimate sexual harassment.



