allow Canada to annex Minnesota once and for all. They cause more problems than solve, and take up too many resources.

Minnesota has long been causing problems here in America. They constantly and consistently mess up our language. Calling common items such as "bags" "bayges" and other mispronunciations among other things. They take up entirely too many precious resources and we should make them Canada's problem once and for all. In exchange, we will still allow Canada to be our ally for another century. We ask that all of Minnesota to stop making false claims and claiming themselves as Americans. Thank you for your time and consideration. God Bless America.