My apartment will become the United States of Chrisland. My cat will be the Secretary of State. No other seceding states will be allowed into my fort/nation, but American citizens will be welcome. Also, all of my student loan debt will be forgiven, and military aid will be provided in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
I will also be formally addressed as either Keyzer Soze, or the All Powerful Dictator Formally Known as Chris.