This is a petition to allow David Bowie to be the ambassador and sole representative of the planet Earth if humanity ever comes in contact with an intelligent extraterrestrial species, but why Bowie you ask? see the list below.
David Bowie is...
○ well spoken
○ charismatic
○ educated
○ bisexual, meaning he knows how to love man and woman equally
○ knows a thing or two about space
○ is David Bowie