Allow the Internet to secede from the Union.

We, the People of the Internet, hereby petition for permission to secede from the United States of America, and form our own form of government. We also denounce all laws imposed upon us by the United States government, including the over-burdening infringement laws, censorship laws, etc. Henceforth, all requests from the United States government would have to be taken into consideration by selected representatives of the Internet, who will not be influenced by corporations, and ruled over fairly. We also wish for the United States to acknowledge that the Internet has never signed any form of agreement to be a part of their Union.