allow Josh Norcross and his affiliates to legally slap all citizens who signed a petition to secede from the Union.

This petition allows Joshua Vincent Norcross and his affiliates to legally, and without penalty, strike, with an open hand, all citizens who have signed a petition to secede from the United States of America in the name of America. It allows for the above mentioned full disclosure of information that will lead Josh Norcross and his affiliates to the afore-mentioned petitioners. It then further allows Josh Norcross and his affiliates to legally, and without penalty, the right to proclaim the recipient of the slap an idiot that should seek further education. It also grants Josh Norcross and his affiliates the right to reserve a kick to the hind quarters of all afore-mentioned petitioners, as a means for starting their self-deportation process.