Allow the open worship of the great lord Cthulhu in our fine schools.

For to long the worship of the sleeping god Cthulhu has been looked down upon and mocked. You cannot even pledge your allegiance to him without being judged and criticized, as if you where some lunatic covered in the blood of virgin rats. It's as if they do not even know the difference between rats and mice. It might be to late for those programmed outside of our teaching establishments, but I will not have our fine children be ostracized for belief in a higher power. Take heed, the time is drawing closer. Those who do not sign this petition will lose favor in our lord's ever watching eyes.