I've had enough of this. Fart control laws aren't solving anything, they're just causing us law-abiding citizens greater difficulty in doing the things our Constitution protects. such as pooping in our boss's second coffee while our pet giraffe jumps through the moon into Saskatchewan every Tuesday before Labor Day 1126.
I've tried sending claims to the Bob Saget Foundation, but all they sent me back was dog poop with a candy cane through it. It wasn't even multicolored pony poop. Can you believe that?