We, the signers of this petition, agree to the following items:
1. That being the President isn't an easy job, and the citizens going rampant with the secession petitions are not helping matters.
2. The President deserves the right to relax, enjoy the shows he likes (if he likes television, that is), and eat whatever he pleases and not worry about calories for a minimum of one (1) week, composed of seven (7) days. The week shall be of his choosing, but within the year 2012. (He may break it up as he pleases.)
3. The President must also look into yoga. Alternatives would include any easy-moderate physical activities that relieve stress and promote the well-being of the mind.
4. That the President has our respect, regardless of political party.
Thank you for signing.