As many of the ill informed denizens who have been manipulated into extremism contemplate secession, or - more specifically - lazily signing meaningless petitions while contributing nothing to American society but mewling complaints like petulant babies who don't get their way, those of us in rational America have come to believe letting them go is the best option.
The fact is that of all the fake patriots and sore loser-.. I mean citizens who are signing these things from states that Obama lost overwhelmingly receive more federal tax dollars than they pay. These southern insurrectionists are welfare leeches and takers who participate in Red State Socialism, depriving the REAL United States of needed income.
The only exception is Texas, and nobody likes Texas anyway, so they can go too.