Allow the teaching of "Malevolent Design" in Schools and protect our right to teach kids the wisdom of mighty Cthulhu.

In America, we have often heard that all beliefs are to be respected and protected. Yet for far too long, American classrooms have refused to teach the controversy that man is NOT descended from Apes, but rather, from the unholy Spawn of Dagon and Mother Hydra. In classrooms from Innsmouth to Dunwich, traditional values are being overturned in favor of unsubstantiated claims. Please, teach Malevolent Design alongside Evolution in schools. And remember America; One Nation, under the great and terrible heel of the Old Ones.