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Allow Texas to secede from the union, rename it Whineyville, and force Fox News to relocate there.

Created by J.R. on November 15, 2012

When over half of a Red state is steaming mad, and can not deal with the fact that a larger majority in this country voted for a different person, give them what they want.

As a requirement of allowing them to secede, as this is not a constitutionally allowed procedure, Fox News will be forced to relocate to Texas. This will ensure that they are able to get all of their propoganda directly to the people that believe it, while bypassing the normal folks who prefer factual news reporting.

It is here that we wave goodbye and wish them the best of luck, taking care of their needy without federal support, policing their own borders, and protecting themselves from attack by foreign nations. God bless Texas.

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