This NFL season has made it painfully clear that the Houston Texans are no match for the New England Patriots. On two seperate occasions the Patriots humilated and abused the Texans. This is a clear humanitarian concern, as no free person should be subject to such utter degradation.
As a Texan, I can think of no other way to solve my problem except to whine about seceding from the union, therefore I present this petition.
Finally, one thing we are confident in is that the Houston Texans can at least defeat the Dallas Cowboys
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