Allow those states who have people dumb enough to petition to secede, the permission to do so.

This petition was set up to peacefully allow those states with idiotic people who want to secede from the United States the ability to do so. This would mean no federal student loans or grants for their children to attend college, no insurance for their banking deposits, no federal spending on their school systems, and loss of federal jobs for the idiots there. There would be no federal postal service for them and no military support for them should a disaster occur. In short, their economies, educational system, and infrastructure would go to hell in a handbasket. In this event, I would hope that we would keep our borders closed to them, as those of us who are thankful for what we have are better off without them.