Recently some folks who are absolutely insane have asked for the right to Secede from the union. Whether or not there is legitimacy behind their claims or it is simply an act of irresponsible symbolism we feel that now is the time for the US to withdraw from the crazy people in order to KEEP our current government and live in such a way that we accept the difference of different political positions and use grown up discourse. Only by separating ourselves from the people who see secession as the only means of peace can we truly achieve domestic tranquility. Also, every Thursday should be Half-Price Waffle day.



